tt_marcus: (drink)
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Last night at the pub, I genuinely heard someone use the chat up line, "Did you feel the earth move? Want to feel it move again?"

Unsurprisingly, it didn't work.

Date: 2013-09-03 02:23 pm (UTC)
tt_alicia: (AS (5))
From: [personal profile] tt_alicia
Just the re-telling of that worked wonders in curling my toes, though.

Date: 2013-09-03 03:03 pm (UTC)
tt_alicia: (AS (15))
From: [personal profile] tt_alicia
Let me guess; the same thing happened to the recipient?

Date: 2013-09-03 03:32 pm (UTC)
tt_alicia: (AS (6))
From: [personal profile] tt_alicia
Oh dear. Right now I'm so glad that what my parents always said about your face getting stuck if you made a grimace isn't true, or I'd have to alert the Command Center to have them issue a Settlement-wide alert.

Date: 2013-09-04 09:31 pm (UTC)
tt_lisa: I make bartending look good. (best hostess ever!)
From: [personal profile] tt_lisa
Believe me, it's not the only awful line I've heard in there. Thanks for the reminder though, I'm sure that guy will be back preying on my unsuspecting female clientele this evening.